biggerBaubles: They'll
do
until a real gem comes around.
Don't
be
bitter.
be
bigger.
 Details,
details: Each pendant is about an inch high and
costs only $10! (Yes, we just lowered the price - for
no good reason but a little good will.)
And don't let us forget to mention that little gem is a genuine
Swarovski crystal!
Available colors: blue, red, purple and orange. There's
also a chance of purple-ish and orangey red. These are all
hand poured, so color and, um, character might vary. Some
are lighter, some are speckled, some are even camo-ey.
Note: At this point, pretty much pay no attention to the
colors listed below. Just tell us what you want, if we have
it - we send. If we don't, we compromise or we make. But with
all the site changes and various other things brewing, we
pretty much have sucked at keeping this up to date.
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red |
orange |
blue |
purple |
| men are the new
women |
x |
x |
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x |
| i go to first base |
x |
x |
x |
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| boy crazy |
x |
x |
x |
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| whore first, bitch second. |
x |
x |
x |
x |
| he still might
call. really. |
x |
x |
x |
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| tell your story
walking. |
x |
x |
x |
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| i want a revolution. |
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x |
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| step off, yo. |
x |
x |
x |
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| are you kidding me? |
x |
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x |
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| girls have one-night
stands too. |
x |
x |
x |
x |
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| i like drama |
x |
x |
x
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| what was i thinking? |
|
x |
x |
x |
| oh. my. god. shut up. |
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x |
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| he was small. |
x |
x |
x |
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| i slept with
him anyway. |
|
x |
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| i fell for that
again? |
|
x |
x |
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| over it. |
x |
x |
x |
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| i sabotaged it. |
x |
x |
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| i still don't know what happened. |
|
x |
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| my own bullshit
again. |
|
x |
x |
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| on the rebound. |
x |
x |
x |
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| onto the next |
x |
x |
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| get over yourself.
really. |
x |
x |
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| i'm shallow. |
x |
x |
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| not a fan. |
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| it wasn't my
fault. it wasn't. |
x |
x |
x |
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| he's a dick. |
x |
x |
x |
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| he wasn't that
great |
x |
x |
|
x |
| he got spooked, |
x |
x |
|
x |
| it was all his
fault. again. |
|
x |
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| my friends thought
he was gay. |
|
x |
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| he was gay. |
x |
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|
x |
| sorry, i'm gay. |
|
x |
x |
x |
| i like girls. |
x |
x |
x |
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| what happened? |
x |
x |
x |
x |
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| issues. |
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x |
x |
| intimacy issues. |
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x |
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| commitment issues. |
x |
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|
x |
| boundary issues. |
x |
x |
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| he was a tool. |
x |
x |
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| be
bigger. (click to get this special bauble)
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In the comments section, please specify saying
and color! (If we don't seem to have
the color/saying combo you want, it will take
up to two weeks to make it for you. Resin, she
is a fickle beast.) |
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Custom Baubles - $20
In
the comments section, please specify saying
and color. Again, please note this can
take up to two weeks. Resin has a mind of her
own.
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