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| The biggerCritters book has happened! |
| And It Can Happen to You! |
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These aren’t your kids’ stuffed animals. Unless your kids are sloppy, lazy bigots.
Welcome to Stuffit.
Population: Not particularly nice.
Over the years, tens of people have fallen in love with the biggerCritters, the garbage plush residents of a little-known hamlet in Angst County.
Angst Misbehavin' is a peek into their history, politics, race relations, religion and daily lives. They put the puff in “Pfft, what dicks!”
(The book is goddamned delicious, if I do say so myself.)
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1. They are
all one
of a kind. Even
their names are all unique.
Some might say too unique. But not you. You love them.
2. biggerKrissy guarantees
each one to be even plushier,
cuddlier and cuter in person. Unlike biggerKrissy, who is much saltier in person. Nope, even saltier than that.
3. Each is handmade by biggerKrissy. Otherwise you'd be at LotsOfPeopleMakeThese.com.
4. Right now you can't actually buy any biggerCritters because Angst Misbehavin' has taken over. Soon. Contact biggerKrissy if you are in dire straights and need a biggerCritter fix. |
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| You seriously need a biggerCritter tote bag from Society 6. How do I know? I've been practically living in them for the last few months. I make about $2 a bag, so buy them for everyone you know. Thanks. |
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